Lets Play Compoundopoly
The great new game for all the family. Ideal Christmas present. Move around the board buying greenfield sites, building compound mills, reporting your competition to the authorities and issuing winding up orders. Hours of fun watching your children cry after the council close their mills down.
Sample Chance cards now include:
* DEFRA HAVE IT IN FOR YOU, MISS TWELVE GOES
* SELL YOUR MILL IN THE MIDDLE OF TOWN FOR HOUSING, COLLECT £20M, ADVANCE TO SHEPSHED
* GET OUT OF A UFAS AUDIT FREE
* YOU HAVE BEEN TAKEN OVER BY ABN, COLLECT £5M AND RETIRE FROM GAME
* FIDDLE YOUR EXPENSES, COLLECT £5K
* BRIBE THE GIRL IN ACCOUNTS TO BOOK ALL THE PROFITABLE SALES TO YOU, GET £50K BONUSES
* GET CAUGHT IN BED WITH THE GIRL FROM ACCOUNTS, PAY EX WIFE £500K
* GET CAUGHT IN BED WITH THE GIRL FROM ACCOUNTS, GET PEARL NECKLACE FROM HUSBAND
* COVER HALF OF TOWN IN DUST, KILLING AN ASTHMATIC, PAY £200K COMPO
* TORCH YOUR OWN MILL, COLLECT £2.2M INSURANCE MONEY
* SKIM 2 TONNES OFF THE TOP OF EVERY LOAD IN YOUR STORE, GO TO JAIL
* GET SHOVED AROUND BY THE BIG BOYS, HIRE EXPENSIVE ARBITRATOR, GIVE AWAY £200K
* DELIVER WHEATFEED MEAL AGAINST PRAIRIE MEAL CONTRACT, PAY £150K HUSH MONEY
* DELIBERATELY MIS-CALIBRATE WEIGHBRIDGE, BUY VILLA IN MALDIVES
* GET A JOB WITH CARGILL, TALK LOUDLY IN A PHONY AMERICAN ACCENT FOR THE REST OF THE GAME
Only £49.99 + P&P.
Sample Chance cards now include:
* DEFRA HAVE IT IN FOR YOU, MISS TWELVE GOES
* SELL YOUR MILL IN THE MIDDLE OF TOWN FOR HOUSING, COLLECT £20M, ADVANCE TO SHEPSHED
* GET OUT OF A UFAS AUDIT FREE
* YOU HAVE BEEN TAKEN OVER BY ABN, COLLECT £5M AND RETIRE FROM GAME
* FIDDLE YOUR EXPENSES, COLLECT £5K
* BRIBE THE GIRL IN ACCOUNTS TO BOOK ALL THE PROFITABLE SALES TO YOU, GET £50K BONUSES
* GET CAUGHT IN BED WITH THE GIRL FROM ACCOUNTS, PAY EX WIFE £500K
* GET CAUGHT IN BED WITH THE GIRL FROM ACCOUNTS, GET PEARL NECKLACE FROM HUSBAND
* COVER HALF OF TOWN IN DUST, KILLING AN ASTHMATIC, PAY £200K COMPO
* TORCH YOUR OWN MILL, COLLECT £2.2M INSURANCE MONEY
* SKIM 2 TONNES OFF THE TOP OF EVERY LOAD IN YOUR STORE, GO TO JAIL
* GET SHOVED AROUND BY THE BIG BOYS, HIRE EXPENSIVE ARBITRATOR, GIVE AWAY £200K
* DELIVER WHEATFEED MEAL AGAINST PRAIRIE MEAL CONTRACT, PAY £150K HUSH MONEY
* DELIBERATELY MIS-CALIBRATE WEIGHBRIDGE, BUY VILLA IN MALDIVES
* GET A JOB WITH CARGILL, TALK LOUDLY IN A PHONY AMERICAN ACCENT FOR THE REST OF THE GAME
Only £49.99 + P&P.