Things that really annoy me Part 2
The French.
News is just in of a short-sighted Frenchman surrendering to a statue of Toulouse Lautrec in Montmatre.
Did you know that we were once at war with the French for 116 years? They called it the Hundred Years' War for some reason, it must have been a typo. Anyway, the only reason it lasted so long was that we were enjoying beating them so much we decided to pan it out a bit.
Never ask the French for help. They wouldn't even help us get the Germans out of Paris.
News is just in of a short-sighted Frenchman surrendering to a statue of Toulouse Lautrec in Montmatre.
Did you know that we were once at war with the French for 116 years? They called it the Hundred Years' War for some reason, it must have been a typo. Anyway, the only reason it lasted so long was that we were enjoying beating them so much we decided to pan it out a bit.
Never ask the French for help. They wouldn't even help us get the Germans out of Paris.