Biofuels got absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with rising food prices - expert

Un-named multi-national businesses that have reported an increase of profits up to twenty times greater than last year are fed up being blamed for food price increases world-wide.

The un-named businesses have consequently appointed a multi-company corporate spokesman to help allay these fears.

Crisis, what crisis?

"Whilst we may have seen our profits increase by unprecedented levels in the last 12 months, there is no food crisis, it's a myth. Food for fuel is a good thing," said the newly appointed spokesman at a conference outside an Ethiopian bread queue yesterday.