Frozen Brazilian Chickens Arses Shaped Like Doctor Who For Tea
Asda and Tesco are at it again I see, arguing over exactly whose Dad is biggest.
No sooner had Tesco announced it was cutting prices on more than 3,500 items, than Asda responded with cuts on 5,000 of it's own.
Yes, but we are cutting prices on loads frozen food items to just £1, said Tesco. Yum, yum let's fill the bloody trolley. We can dine like kings on frozen chickens arses for a whole year.
Yes, but I don't want to be your friend no more because you showed William Morrison your knickers in the boys toilets and your Mum's got a moustache and stinks of wee.
No sooner had Tesco announced it was cutting prices on more than 3,500 items, than Asda responded with cuts on 5,000 of it's own.
Yes, but we are cutting prices on loads frozen food items to just £1, said Tesco. Yum, yum let's fill the bloody trolley. We can dine like kings on frozen chickens arses for a whole year.
Yes, but I don't want to be your friend no more because you showed William Morrison your knickers in the boys toilets and your Mum's got a moustache and stinks of wee.
