Happy Slapping Cows

What's going on? In the space of the past fortnight we've had poor defenceless David Blunkett the victim of a happy slapping by a cow, whilst her mates filmed it on a mobile phone and uploaded it to YouTube presumably. We've had a 49-year-old vet trampled to death by a herd of the beasts whilst walking her dogs in North Yorks and now a 46-year-old man has suffered spinal injuries and has been airlifted to hospital after being trampled by a cow on farmland near Bath.

No wonder the dairy industry is going down the pan, they'll all be behind bars before long at this rate.