Rent-A-Cow

Dairy farmers caught up in the aftermath of the collapse of Dairy Farmers of Britain, who have been unable to secure a new milk contract, are being told to consider the option of renting their cows out, rather than being forced to sell in a depressed market.

The going rate is around £250/year apparently, if only they'd have thought of this idea when Mrs Nogger#1 was around, I'd be quids in by now. Still, my loss is the local rugby team's gain.

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