Scaremongering

"Scientists in Canada and around the world are racing to find a way to stop a destructive fungus that threatens to wipe out 80% of the world's wheat crop, causing widespread famine and pushing the cost of such staples as bread and pasta through the roof."

Christ! I've heard that there might still be a bag of flour left at Aldi in Montrose if you hurry.

There's no mention of any disruption in the global supply of pasties though.

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