Going Into Administration Today We Have

Coffee Republic.

According to the BBC they have 187 UK outlets, yet only 153 staff - and 26 of them work in head office. So that leaves 127 people to man 187 shops, no wonder it's not working, do they have a little honesty box next to the Expresso machine?

The assorted ne'er-do-wells that hang around these places must love that.

"Get me another freebie latté with sixteen sugars will you Swampy me old China? That will compliment this half-eaten bags of chips I've just foraged from the skip over there a treat."