DEFRA And GAFTA To Merge

In a surprise move, DEFRA and GAFTA have announced plans to merge into one new body called DAFT.

A competition to design a new logo for the organisation has been won by eight year old Shona McSporran from Aberdeen.

The logo features a farmer crying into a bucket, whilst DAFT officials drink champagne laughing hysterically in the background.

"I think the new logo perfectly encapsulates what we're all about," said the new DAFT chairwoman Mrs Hillary Benn (no relation to the children's cartoon character).