Fascinating News

Strange but true Selfridges are to start selling viagra ice-cream apparently. Story here. I was going to say I'll have a 69 with nuts and a chocolate flake please Mister, but I won't.

Talking of Flake's, Wispa it quietly but Cadbury's workers are to tell their bosses to stick their Creme Eggs where the sun don't shine having voted 8-1 for strike action at Cadbury's UK plants at Bourneville, Chirk, Marlbrook and Somerdale over breaching a long-standing pay deal.

According to the Telegraph Glaswegian men buy more extra large condoms than anywhere else in the country. Fascinating trivia. They don't mention if they do them in deep fried Mars bar flavour, but growth is also reported in Cambridge, Manchester and Cardiff.