Naked Farm Girls
That's got your attention hasn't it?
"Only the wellies stayed on when eleven young (female) farmers decided to pose naked for a 2010 calendar to raise money for charity," says the Farmers Guardian.
Eleven? This was in Devon mind (keeping it in the family has a whole new meaning down there), where half the population are so inbred they clearly don't know how many months there are in a year.
Unless of course the photo shoot had been inconveniently timed to coincide with a Man Utd v Liverpool game, leaving the rest of the population of the county in the pub watching their traditional local derby.
“The only down side of the day was being pooed on by the cow I was standing with," guffaws Miss September.
That reminds me of a story involving Mrs Nogger#1, but we'd better not go there.
You want to see the pictures don't you? You're so bloody transparent...
Go on then
"Only the wellies stayed on when eleven young (female) farmers decided to pose naked for a 2010 calendar to raise money for charity," says the Farmers Guardian.
Eleven? This was in Devon mind (keeping it in the family has a whole new meaning down there), where half the population are so inbred they clearly don't know how many months there are in a year.
Unless of course the photo shoot had been inconveniently timed to coincide with a Man Utd v Liverpool game, leaving the rest of the population of the county in the pub watching their traditional local derby.
“The only down side of the day was being pooed on by the cow I was standing with," guffaws Miss September.
That reminds me of a story involving Mrs Nogger#1, but we'd better not go there.
You want to see the pictures don't you? You're so bloody transparent...
Go on then