Early Chortle Of The Day

"More bluntly, if Papandreou's dog drops a deuce in a box and he presents it to the ECB claiming that it's worth $10 billion, the ECB will in fact issue $10 billion in real, honest-to-God Euros against that box - no matter how badly it smells."

Pithy insight into the the Greek debt problems and the associated implications for the euro: here