Crop Circle Predicts Lampard To Score Tonight

Posted by Nogger - a legend in his own mind at 12:14 | Categorized as

Yes, I'm not having you on, as if I would. A newly appeared 250-foot crop circle in Devizes foretells that England number eight Frank Lampard will score in tonight's World Cup game against Algeria, according to this report in the Telegraph.

Mind you, I've got a mushroom at the bottom of my garden that is telling me to have a bet on John Terry.

Meanwhile England super striker Emile Heskey has been getting in some secret training to give him some extra lift against the Algerians.