Walcott Out Shocker

Apparently Theo Walcott is a surprise omission from the England squad. It's maybe only a surprise to him, Capello has obviously considered his options and, after reading my blog this morning, made his mind up.

Capello broke the news to Walcott via a call to his mobile whist he (Walcott that is) was out enjoying a game of golf. I bet that buggered up his back nine. Anyway, it's terribly bad form old boy, taking a call on your mobile whilst out on the course, don't ya know?

SWP gets the vote as the useless little lad with rickets to carry the bags from the plane to the waiting coaches.

We're still sweating on the news as to whether Nogger's Dog gets in ahead of Heskey.