Wheat Tenders Egyptian Style

There are some classic lines in this story on a new look Bloomberg site here, which suggests that Egypt would like to cast it's net a bit wider as far as wheat tenders are concerned.

“The origin countries are like my children and I would like to see all children equal in everything.”

I have this mental image of an aging overweight heavily hirsute mustachioed man smoking a cigar in a jacuzzi, dripping in gold chains and rings, whilst nubile eastern European "ladies" serve him champagne and "things".

"Come on in, the water's lovely, what harm could it do eh?"