I Actually Feel Quite Sorry For Egypt Really

Nah, I don't, I'm only messing. Please, please, please let nobody put a bid in for their latest wheat tender. Not a single one. Come on, I'll beg if I have to, but I'm not doing that other stuff again, with the Mars Bar. Oh go on then, but this IS definitely the last time.

Here's my headline and I want it now:

Stick it Nomani. Egypt gets no bids in this week's wheat tender.

Do it, if not for me, for the kids.