Do You Want Nuts With That?

Posted by Nogger - a legend in his own mind at 13:43 | Categorized as

01/03/11 -- A Covent Garden retailer has apparently been persuaded to withdraw "Baby Gaga" breast milk ice cream from sale after complaints to the council.

Yes, I have checked the calendar and there's still a full month to go before April Fools Day.

The incredulous owner was struggling to see why anyone would object, no doubt as he tucked into his organic lentil and hummus wrap. He probably gave the interview whilst simultaneously helping hand pump several gallons of his raw material from passing Casandras I should imagine.

Get yourself a proper job son.

Raspberry Nipple?

The cheesemonger bloke in the stall next door is keeping his head down now I bet. You've heard of Stinking Bishop haven't you? That was originally called something else but they had to drop the word "Helmet" for legal reasons.

Come on, there's a global food shortage on so there's no point throwing perfectly good stuff away is there?