Scary Thought

Posted by Nogger - a legend in his own mind at 14:41 | Categorized as

29/03/11 -- If every man, woman and child in China decided to eat nothing but KFC family meals for the rest of their lives then the world would run out of Wall's Vienettas by Thursday.

So they'd probably just offer them an extra portion of BBQ beans instead, 'cos nobody ever orders them do they? They've got enough BBQ beans to last until 2050, so that's OK. As Jim Bowen would say "don't worry about your BBQ beans, they're safe."

Mind you IF every man, woman and child in China ate a portion of KFC BBQ beans every day until 2050 what would that do to the ozone layer? Scary.

Tomorrow, in part two of this fascinating series: What would happen if the entire population of China played hopscotch all at the same time.