My Dander Is Up

07/04/11 -- Getting my dander fully erect today are people offering online services for small amounts of money that simply fail to deliver. Bugger all. Not a sausage. Sweet Fanny Adams. Meaning that I now have to spend all day swapping stuff about and putting things right. They seem to presume that because you've only paid them a fiver or whatever that you will simply accept a total lack of service and go away. Which sadly I probably will. I'm hardly going to hop on a plane to Mumbai armed with a baseball bat am I? Mind you there's always the dog pooh through the post option. Chummy, here boy...