27/04/11 -- It couldn't be could it? Rain, here in Britain, the very idea. On the one day that we hoped would be sunny too. Sorry William and Kate, you genuinely do seem like a nice couple as well, but I'm afraid it looks like they might be dancing in the streets of East Anglia on Friday, and it won't be royal wedding joy that will be responsible.

Where did I put that mac?

WARNING: Amounts may vary, always read the label. Never leave a small child home alone with a box of matches, a can of petrol and a Rottweiler who hasn't been fed for a month whist you go out dancing in the rain. Future events are impossible to predict, so this may or may not happen.