Should Have Gone To Specsavers

21/07/11 -- Jedward's UK tour has been tragically cut short after the singing duo were shot through the head at point blank range by what police are describing as "an over eager farmer" the minute their tour bus entered Devon. Relatives have been informed.


The lovable dancing vocalists, John and Edward, imaginatively came up with the stage name Jedward. My mate once said: "I wish their parents had called them Pete and Rick..." Haha! Gets me every time. Rete. Classic.