Twitter Trivia

19/07/11 -- An interesting and totally unsubstantiated piece of Twitter trivia I have stumbled across this morning:

"Fact of the day: A square metre of mud in the Humber Estuary has the about the same number of calories as 16 chocolate bars."

Lets just hope that MrsN#1 doesn't get to hear about that or she'll be up there with a spade like a shot digging for Twix's.

I mean I'm not saying she's fat, but if I had to name the top 5 fattest people in the country, she'd be 3 of them.

Still, fair play to her, she did give me two wonderful children. The other six were bloody awful though...