It's Not Dead It's Pining

16/11/11 -- Supermarket dictatorship Tesco says that it will be carrying out a thorough investigation into how a dead bird found it's way into a pre-prepared baby leaf and rocket salad. Although what Amy Winehouse was doing there in the first place is anybody's guess. Maybe someone put it there for a lark? Tern away if you're squeamish, you soft bustard. No, no, I can't rook. It's nothing to crow about: Beautiful plumage