Headline Of The Day

31/07/13 -- Picked up on the modern day marvel that is Twitter:

Frack the 'desolate' North East, says Tory peer (who lives in the south)

At least they think he said Frack, but as he had six plums and a couple of silver spoons in his mouth at the time it was difficult to tell.

Desolate? He's obviously never been to Middlebrough, or Greggs-land to give it it's proper old English name.

I'm getting the word.......ponce!