Famous Quote Of The Day

30/08/13 -- Today's famous quote of the day has been bastardised slightly from the original by Anne Isabella Thackeray Ritchie:

"Give a farmer a fish and you feed him for a day, teach a farmer to fish and he'll complain that it's too wet/cold/hot and dry to fish, bank his "prevent fish" subsidy cheque, buy a Range Rover and sell his fishing quota rights to the Spanish."

Complaints to the usual address please!