Ask Nogger

11/09/13 -- Today's question comes from Mr Joe Public of Hackney, who writes:

Q: Dear Nogger, at the end of the day it seems to me that 99% of all farmers are just a gang of loaded, money-grabbing, government subsidised, inbreds who live in a big house with half a dozen cars in the garage yet do nothing but moan about their lot whilst sitting on their fat backsides all day driving a tractor whilst shooting pheasants out of the window and clubbing little baby badgers to death. Tell me I'm wrong.

A: You are wrong Joe, this is a common fallacy amongst people like yourself who live in council houses and watch Jeremy Kyle all day and have no knowledge of country ways. The correct percentage is 97.4%, according to the latest figures from Defra. Next.