"I'll name that trader in one"

Name them:

Trader 1: who has cried off attending the Manchester Dinner tonight after spraining his ankle going to WATCH a football match?

Trader 2: which well know trader drove six hours to Devon to take his wife on a romantic anniversary weekend away, only to throw his toys out of the pram when he got there because the room wasn't to his liking, to promptly turn round & drive all the way home again (yes, a round trip of 12 hours) in total silence with the missus?