Government announce important changes to the weather

Posted by Nogger - a legend in his own mind at 15:05 | Categorized as

The government today have announced swingeing changes to British weather. From now on snow is to be banned due to the fact that its colour could be deemed as rascist. The authorities have decided that Britain is multi-cultural and the weather should be too.

The term "British Weather" will now be replaced with the new non-offensive term "Muslim Weather." MP's say that we are not to worry, Muslim Weather will be very similar to the old Brisish Weather: partly Sunni but mostly Shi'ite.