NASA finds oil on Mars

It appears that the current NASA Pheonix space mission has found evidence of oil on Mars!

"Drilling will begin straight away, we are very excited about this new find, Mars has massive untapped demand," enthused a Goldman Sach's analyst.

"We forecast that demand will outstrip supply very quickly pushing Martian prices to over $500/barrel in the next few months," he went on.

"With the potential upcoming war between The Klingons and The Mysterons keeping tensions in outer space high, there's really only one way for this market to go," said an official from Morgan Stanley.

The CFTC say that they will launch trading in a new Martian oil contract as early Monday 16th June, called "Captain Scarlet No1 Sweet."