News from the GAFTA Dinner

Pick from these:

1. It was hot & stuffy
2. The speeches were boring and went on far too long
3. The food was barely edible
4. Didn't get to meet any of the people I intended to
5. Binned it early
6. Might not bother next year
7. It's a bloody expensive do isn't it
8. I was sat next to an idiot
9. Woke up with a raging hangover, with my arms round a Phillipino lady-boy, and a kebab stuck to the side of my face
10. All of the above