I Feel A Bit Like Bruce Forsyth Today

On that show on the telly....

"London wheat closed at £90/tonne last night, do you think it's going to open higher or lower than £90 today?"

"HIGHER," urge the audience, of feed compounders, merchants & shippers.

"I'll give you a bit of help," says Brucey.

"Stocks are sharply lower, eCBOT is sharply lower, crude is sharply lower."

"Erm, I think I'll go with the audience, Brucey, HIGHER!"

"What, higher than £90, you say? Oh......it's an eighty nine."