Tainted Feed Kills 1,500 In One Chinese Village

Dogs that is, not people.

1,500 raccoon dogs — a breed native to east Asia that is raised for its fur — were fed a product that contained melamine which ultimately killed them.

It is not yet clear whether South Korea will tender for the dead animals, or whether they are already past their fry-by date.

I made that last bit up, but the rest is true: Feeling Woof?