Doing My Bit For Comic Relief

It's ironic, is it not, that they should chose the slogan "Do something funny for money" for this year's Comic Relief effort, then chose Lenny Henry as a frontman? A bloke who has spent his entire career doing things painfully unfunny for money. The man is about as funny as piles.

And his missus doesn't exactly have my sides aching neither. If I never again accidentally catch twenty seconds of "The Vicar of Abject W@nk" then my life will almost be complete.

To make it fully complete, I'll pledge £100 here and now for Jonathan Toss to simply f*** off.

Rant over.