Happy Birthday Hitler
I'm indebted to Claudia from a certain German-owned shipper, who emailed me this morning to point out that today was Hitler's birthday.
Presumably they all throw a big party or something?
Anyway, he'd be 110 if he was still alive, so I rang my local Primark store and asked to speak to him.
The conversation went something like this:
"Can I speak to Hitler please?"
"Who?"
"Hitler, it's his birthday today, he's 110."
"Don't be silly, that's the combined age of our entire workforce of seventeen."
Honest.
Presumably they all throw a big party or something?
Anyway, he'd be 110 if he was still alive, so I rang my local Primark store and asked to speak to him.
The conversation went something like this:
"Can I speak to Hitler please?"
"Who?"
"Hitler, it's his birthday today, he's 110."
"Don't be silly, that's the combined age of our entire workforce of seventeen."
Honest.