Happy Birthday Hitler

I'm indebted to Claudia from a certain German-owned shipper, who emailed me this morning to point out that today was Hitler's birthday.

Presumably they all throw a big party or something?

Anyway, he'd be 110 if he was still alive, so I rang my local Primark store and asked to speak to him.

The conversation went something like this:

"Can I speak to Hitler please?"


"Hitler, it's his birthday today, he's 110."

"Don't be silly, that's the combined age of our entire workforce of seventeen."