ABF Q3 Sales
Feed compounder, sugar refiner and purveyor of fifty pence flip flops ABF reports Q3 sales up 15%, boosted in particular by a 21% increase from Primark.
For the financial year to date sales overall are up 19%, it says.
In the midst of a recession, we all still need a Sex & Drugs & Sausage Rolls T-shirt for a pound, it would seem.
Do they do wedding dresses? I could make an honest woman of Mrs Nogger #3 for less than an Ayrton. I'll ask her tonight.
"Darling, would you do me the honour of giving me yet another shot at getting it right for less than the price of a forty Silk Cut?"
What woman could resist such a romantic gesture?
For the financial year to date sales overall are up 19%, it says.
In the midst of a recession, we all still need a Sex & Drugs & Sausage Rolls T-shirt for a pound, it would seem.
Do they do wedding dresses? I could make an honest woman of Mrs Nogger #3 for less than an Ayrton. I'll ask her tonight.
"Darling, would you do me the honour of giving me yet another shot at getting it right for less than the price of a forty Silk Cut?"
What woman could resist such a romantic gesture?
