In tonight's episode of Backhanders mysterious Egyptian wheat buyer Nomoney Nomoney gets into a fight with Phil and Grant down the Queen Spick when he asks for his $10 million back, Ashraf Ihadnothingtodowithit Atall Atall realises that he can't be the father of Ian Beale's love child and Nick Cotton gets a job as a cargo superintendent.

I don't know nuffink about no wheat