Harry Potter My Arse

Went to see the new Harry Potter & the Half Blood Prince tonight. What a load of rubbish, talk about far-fetched. A ginger kid with two friends?

The Ginger One even had a girl chasing after him, how unlikely is that.

Harry appeared to lose his cherry though. There'll be Hogwarts all over his magic wand by the end of the week, you mark my words.

I won't spoil it for you though, let's just say that Sir Ian McKellen's contract has obviously come to an end.