KFC In Trouble
Everybody's favourite well-balanced nutritional snack, a bargain bucket with Vienetta and 2 litres of coke, KFC are under fire following their recent UK TV advertising campaign that claims "KFC. Fresh, on the bone chicken, every store, every day."
In fact the Advertising Standards Authority have discovered that the meat was delivered to branches only three times a week.
I'm surprised it's as often as that.
Hands up who's heard the urban myth about the guy who orders a chicken burger from KFC stipulating 'no mayo' only to get home to find that the stupid eastern European monkey behind the counter has given him mayo after all. So he takes it back to complain only to find that it's not mayo, it's a chicken with a huge abscess.
Or the one about the girl who tucked into Kentucky Fried Mouse.
Would you like to go large with that?
In fact the Advertising Standards Authority have discovered that the meat was delivered to branches only three times a week.
I'm surprised it's as often as that.
Hands up who's heard the urban myth about the guy who orders a chicken burger from KFC stipulating 'no mayo' only to get home to find that the stupid eastern European monkey behind the counter has given him mayo after all. So he takes it back to complain only to find that it's not mayo, it's a chicken with a huge abscess.
Or the one about the girl who tucked into Kentucky Fried Mouse.
Would you like to go large with that?
