Something That Made Me Chuckle

Flicking through the Telegraph at the weekend...My Top Ten Michael Jackson Hits.

Christ, I thought, I think I'd be struggling to come up with half a dozen I thought were OK, let alone have to whittle them down to 'just' ten of my most favourite and then put them in order.

"Will you come and tuck me in Daddy?"

"Piss off, you're a blanket, tuck yourself in."