US: Man Arrested For Killing Sheep In Garage

A 38-year-old Muslim man has been arrested in Chicago after he slaughtered a lamb in his garage.

The man was charged with four counts of possession of animals for slaughter after police found him in his garage with four lambs, one of which was already dead.

The man said that he was on his way home from a farm where he had bought the four live lambs, as you do, heading for a butchers shop where they would be slaughtered.

En-route he noticed that one of the lambs 'appeared to be near death' so he decided to do the decent thing and take it home to his garage, give it some water to keep it going before then killing it himself, to conform with Islamic law.

As you do.

Police, alerted by a neighbour, arrived on the scene to find the man in his garage dripping with blood, one dead lamb on the deck, about to reload the other three into his car to take them to the butchers. Honest.

What I want to know is did he drive a Ford Baa?

I know it looks bad, but this has mutton to do with me