Dim Sum With Fried Lies?

The deeply dark and mysterious Chinese National Grain and Oils Information Centre, or CNGOIC, have proven yet again that they can't add up insisting that the 2009 wheat crop there was 114.9 MMT and that corn production was 163 MMT.

That's 8.9 MMT more wheat and 13 MMT more corn than the USDA attache reported late last week. And he was probably overestimating things at that.

CNGOIC went on to say that the moon is made of green cheese and that Liverpool's Premiership title ambitions are still alive.