How Do You Confuse An Egyptian?

Despite continuing to buy Russian wheat at knock down prices that Europe and beyond can't and won't match, the penny doesn't yet seem to have quite dropped with the lovable Egyptians.

If you shop at the ten cent store, then you get a lame flea-bitten ten cent yak (probably called Emile), not a diamond encrusted gold-plated Rolls Royce:

Egypt to re-export a Russian wheat cargo