Just Call Me Mystic Nog

I'm indebted to my chum Rudy at Bloomberg for being the first person to email me this breaking news.

Faced with the prospect of their chums at the five rouble store closing down prematurely, slimy no mates Egypt have suddenly decided that they will now allow French wheat shipments from more than one port after all.

With Russian wheat production estimates falling daily they appear to be suddenly looking to rekindle some old relationships, and realised that it's not always a buyers market.

I genuinely feel sorry for poor old Nomani Nomani, he must be sweating like a gerbil in a gay bar right now.