Cows Given Waterbeds

A farmer in Somerset (no surprises there) has given his entire dairy herd their very own waterbeds, according to an article in today's Daily Bellylaugh.

They are also apparently played classical music at milking time to add a little ambiance to proceedings.

"We treat our cows as individuals and care for every aspect of their lives including socialising and comfort," he leers, just falling short of "go on, have a look, what harm can it do eh?"

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