Mickey Rooney

Gutted to see that the Mancs went for the easy option and dropped Rooney for Saturday's high profile game against the mighty Blue Boys. I mean all the expense those poor Evertonians went to, buying Bob Marley wigs in readiness to sing "No Woman, No Kai" in a show of solidarity for the lad.

He was probably "tied up with his solicitors" or something.

Maybe they will drop the "the one thing you can say about Man Utd is that we always play until the final whistle" now too?