It's Like Christmas Day In Reverse

20/10/10 -- Chancellor George Osborne is set to begin his Spending Review statement at 1230 BST following the weekly Commons session.

It's a bit like Christmas Day in reverse isn't it?

"Oh what's that big one in the shiny red paper, Daddy?"

"No, sorry son, your not having that this year. Come on pull yerself together and stop blubbing lad and help me wrap this bike back up and put it back under the tree."

Or the "Look what you could have won" moment at the end of Bullseye when two blokes from Solihull narrowly missed out on sharing a fitted kitchen.

Keep an eye on the pound. It could be lower than Kerry Katona's IQ by tea time.