May I Be The First To Offer My Condolences

Posted by Nogger - a legend in his own mind at 19:54 | Categorized as

16/11/10 -- You might call me an old cynic, but I say I am simply a realist. The tabloids will no doubt be full of it in the morning: "two people obviously deeply in love, we wish them all the very best, do we get a day off ma'am?"

And: "See if we can get any pics of her in St Tropez with her baps out. Or at the very least the sun shining through her skirt from behind."

I'm thoroughly sick of it already, personally. I'll give it five years tops before Prince William finds his stuff in bin bags in the hall.