Supermarket Onto A Winner

Posted by Nogger - a legend in his own mind at 10:20 | Categorized as

11/11/10 -- Jumping on the bandwagon with the rest, imaginary supermarket Sparks & Mencer are launching a meal deal with a difference. They've put their own slant on things by launching a revolutionary new "Two Copulate For A Tenner" deal, which they say is sure to be a big hit with their customers.

"Basically you get four cans of strong lager, a large bottle of our own label XXX Knickerdropper cider, a chocolate confectionery item of your own choice*, some vaseline, two cigarettes and a match," said a S&M spokeswoman.

"I've had six already this week, and it's only Thursday," she added.

*funsize only, always read the label