If I Could Turn Back Time

21/02/11 -- The government now say that they are thinking about mucking about with time itself, according to this report from the Beeb.

The plan would make it darker later in the mornings and lighter later in the evenings "to encourage tourism" apparently.

Amusingly it would probably mean making it dark in Scotland in the middle of the winter until about half past three in the afternoon. They'd get their lights switched on then for a couple of hours, just to give them enough time to deep fry a few Mars Bars for tea, before they'd all have to go back to their ginger beds again at half past five.

It's a winner in my book.