Gaddafi To Throw The Towel In?

08/03/11 -- Al Jazeera are reporting today that the cross dressing Libyan dictator has offered to throw the towel in, if they can get it off his head that is.

One of his representatives apparently approached the rebel National Libyan Council to negotiate the terms of Gaddafi's exit but the offer was rejected outright, they say.

Immunity from prosecution was top of his want list, along with a “golden parachute” payment, a Nintendo Wii, some Levi 501's, a new pair of Ray Bans and a complete set of steak knives in a presentation box. The cheeky bastard.